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First, I found that in addition to being a bike path and park, it is a research area for Biaveh State Polytechnic -- an institution of which I’ve never heard, and that is clearly suspect for our purposes.

The Biaveh State Proctologists were 10-8 last season in the Big Ten Conference.

If you look closely at the sign, the bottom right hand corner shows the same “bird” captured on digicam by The Shadow behind area 4041, and which he claims is part of a joint government/alien surveillance program. Also on the property surrounding the bike path is a giant radio tower of some kind. Thinking back to The Shadow’s eBook, it occurred to me that this was part of the apparatus of the government conspiracy to keep us fat so that they can collect kickbacks from the doctors and pharmaceutical companies that financially rape us when we are weakened by fat-related illnesses. Ironically, the apparatus is located on a bike path, where people struggle to stay thin despite the almost ubiquitous presence of Frito-Lay products.

This tower, also located on the property, is probably the replacement for the intra-tree computers that the spotted chicks couldn't maintain, or something like that. At any rate, they probably use it to watch us.

Afraid I might be spotted and singled out by the surveillance “birds” as a suspicious fat person in an exercise area, I ducked back into the woods and tried to make my way along a game trail and back to the cemetery. As I waddled along, I spotted The Shadow himself crossing the trail ahead of me.

The Shadow, crossing the trail in front of that fat fuck.

Though I was not able to catch up with him he did, in true Patterson-Gimlin style, throw a glance back over his shoulder. He did not stop to talk, or even slow down enough for a portly fuck like me to catch up with him, but I am sure he recognized me. Therefore, I expect that in the near future we’ll learn the truth about what goes on here in Upper Arlington, and maybe get closure on some mysterious loose ends that were sloppily left untied by certain pudgy fuckers during the last quarter break.