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The day I dropped off my application at The End Zone drive thru, I pretty much knew I’d be hired, so I was in a good mood. As I walked back to my new home I started thinking about beginning life again, about abandoning UFO research for legitimate work, something that had profit-sharing, or a 401(k) program. My thoughts were wandering like that, when just by chance a guy drove by and yelled, “Do some sit-ups, porky!” I turned to flip him off, when I found myself standing face to face with a replica of the Chateaux in Clintonville. At first I couldn’t believe it. I thought that after all that time in Clintonville I must have had Chateaux on the brain. I snapped a pic of the Arlington Chateau to compare with file photos of the great Chateaux of Clintonville I had at home. Much to my chagrin, when I arrived and compared photos, I found that they were exactly the same.

This Bloc-Gothic luxury Chateau in Upper Arlington appears to be an exact replica of the Chateaux in Clintonville.

One of the Great Chateaux of Clintonville from the same angle. Which means. . . something.

I couldn’t let this stand unexamined, and started to do some research. What I found is that the three Chateaux of Clintonville are aligned strangely. As you can see in the photo below, when viewed from above the Chateaux neither describe a straight line nor any kind of elliptical shape. They seem thrown together, as if by a random arrangement, or like they were put in at angles to try to accommodate all three buildings within the constraints of the property lines. But I knew that couldn’t be it. I knew there was some organizing principle that I couldn’t quite lay my finger on.

The Chateaux -- tossed in all willy nilly, or organized in some stupid way?

I stayed up day and night trying to figure out exactly what it was that struck me about the arrangement of the Chateaux before it hit me that they were a star map. It is well known that the great pyramids of Egypt, which also seem thrown together, stand in the same relation to one another as the three bright stars that make up the belt of the constellation Orion. This same arrangement of pyramids appears on the surface of Mars. And it appears again in Clintonville.

An aerial. . . er, spatial view of the great pyramids of Mars. They, like the great pyramids of Egypt, and the Chateaux of Clintonville, compose a star map so that technologically advanced space travelers can navigate three of the hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy. It took a lot of effort to build them, but it was totally worth it.

So, what was really happening back there in Clintonville? Were the grays searching through my files for directions to Orion, too stupid to read the map? It’s just something else for me to try to figure out. The more immediate question, though, is why they -- whoever they were -- built an exact replica of the Chateaux all by itself down here in Upper Arlington. But again, this is a pattern we’ve seen before in the lone pyramids of Mexico.

One of those Mexican pyramids that aren’t quite as cool as the Egyptian ones, but that are easier to climb.

All this could only lead me to one conclusion -- aliens are here, too. After I figured this out, I started to notice other anomalies in the Upper Arlington area that are the hallmarks of areas afflicted with UFO activity, so I began gathering data. More will be revealed in the next update!