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Election Results: Buckalew Doesn't Win!

Buckalew Estate -- With the polls closed and only the faint smell of kaneh-bosm outside the door of the Buckalew 2008 campaign headquarters hinting of any election day activity inside, BZ's Waterford correspondent knocked hoping for a quick comment.

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Mr. Buckalew, seen above, was one of the first political hopefuls to use new media. However, recently, he has refused to respond to BZ's email and messaging or update his Myspace page.

BZ: Uh, Mr. Buckalew? Will you share your thoughts on the election?

From inside the door: JESUS CHRIST!

BZ: Um, Mr. Buckalew, a few words please?

From inside the door: FUCK YOU! GO AWAY!

BZ: Is that you, Mr. Buckalew?

From inside the door: the metal sliding sound of a pump action shotgun being loaded.

BZ: Thank you Mr. Buckalew. We'll be moving along now.


-Pimples Malone

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