Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Apocalypse: *But Were Afraid to Ask
Lez go with Patty Hearst...
These days, the self-help genre is inundated with texts filled with promises to improve any number of skills that we consider important to daily life. Ironically, few instructional essays have been written which address how one is to improve one’s odds of surviving an apocalypse. The dangerously sparse amount of literature on the apocalypse tends to be speculative or fanciful at best. This essay presents mental and physical courses of action which should be implemented immediately by anyone wishing to survive an apocalyptic disaster.
