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As first reported by The Shadow in his latest article covering his Third Avenue Saucer Crash Investigation, the purpose of these non-worldly symbols are unknown to him. How about you? Can you explain their origin and translate their meaning?

Meet Nomie Homie, host of #NomieVision on www.twitter.com. A somewhat daily, real time, running commentary on her favorite TV shows.

Recently, shortly before one of her commentary filled tweet sessions, she took time to interview presidential candidate Decanus Picto. Since some of you may have missed it the first time on Twitter, here's your second chance. . .

Waterford Estates -- November 30, 2009: A date still so shockingly painful, those of us in the know of the events of that day just can't find the words. So, to clue you all in on the importance and relevance of this film, borrowed are these words from The Golden Bough, by Sir James George Frazer, "...for like the great majority of mankind the savage is above being hidebound by the trammels of a pedantic logic. In attempting to track his devious thought through the jungle of crass ignorance and blind fear, we must always remember that we are treading enchanted ground, and must beware of taking for solid realities the cloudy shapes that cross our path or hover and gibber at us through the gloom. We can never completely replace ourselves at the standpoint of primitive man, see things with his eyes, and feel our hearts beat with the emotions that stirred his. All our theories concerning him and his ways must therefore fall far short of certainty; the utmost we can aspire to in such matters is a reasonable degree of probability."

-Pimples Malone

Clintonville -- Big Gunny Wayne gets tough with Decanus Picto and BZ in a new email. The last time his hate letter was so special we had to post it and now it seems we are expected to again. So here's the latest. . .

Clintonville – Our readership is up, which is a good thing and so is the quantity of fan (e)mail being delivered here to the BZ home office. Which is also good, maybe...

Can you spot a human host of a shape shifting lizard from the fourth dimension? Are your skills for identifying the tattooed freak next to you in the checkout line as an alien implanted drone as sharp as they need to be? Find out by playing Spot The Gray!!!


Will you see 'em coming before a Gray shows up at your door with an ass probe?

Upper Arlington -- A spotted hybrid chick from Venus was seen waving a bag full of bean burritos at men outside a local Walmart late Monday night. Pumping the bag in the air outside her driver side window as she sat in her vehicle, she was heard to say, "Hey! Hey, you want these? You know you do!" and, "Come on, come here, it's Taco Bell!"

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Jolly Endtimes from the abducted, lazy, and winter depressed staff members of BlueZer0.net

Buckalew Estate -- With the polls closed and only the faint smell of kaneh-bosm outside the door of the Buckalew 2008 campaign headquarters hinting of any election day activity inside, BZ's Waterford correspondent knocked hoping for a quick comment.

Here it is, the last of this long ass mini-series: Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device. So, give it a listen/view and finally be done with it!

-Pimples Malone

Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

Part Two

Coming soon, Episode 4 of The Biaviian Device Speaks!, the third and final installment of Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

-Pimples Malone

Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

Part One

Coming soon in Episode 3 of The Biaviian Device Speaks!, the second installment of Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

-Pimples Malone

Area 4041 -- The scene specifically chosen for use of the stone circle located in front of Building 4041. The chilly nighttime autumn air along with the stone and brick was thought to be a good spot for an audio recording. The dark and the shadows considered to be perfect for capturing the correct mood for the visual portion of the future posting. But noone at BZ considered the event worthy of a live audience, that is, until the little gray bastards crashed this latest recording of The Biaviian Device Speaks!

Chateau Clintonville -- The gossip here at the offices of BZ regarding the Fat Kid's whereabouts has become ridiculously fantastic and frightening. In light of the recent abduction of Decanus and the involvement of the since disappeared Shadow in that abduction, who can blame the BZ staff for thinking fantastically, if not of the worst. But, to keep things level headed and journalistic I will share only the facts as they are known.

During recent interview, Apollo 14 astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell claims aliens do exist and NASA knows it! Click here to read more and listen to interview.

By turning what was an after-hours shelter for the Chateau Clintonville's hobo van clan and vagrant dumpster divers during cold winter nights into a den of late night hedonism and debauchery, Lucy Skankwalker and her 10 Live Crew find needed party space. The Chateau's chapel/laundry room was once a favorite holy ground of the late Oracle of Clorox but now it's reduced to being a place for skanky ass grabbing.

Not too long after the BlueZer0 staff came to the conclusion that they were "powerless to ransom BZ owner/CEO Decanus from his vicious Biaviian captors," a call for help was made in the form of a text message to the known cell phone numbers of the greater BZ community. Surprisingly there were replies from the long in hiding eco-warrior Davey Lindh.

Passing away during this new spring of his seventy second year, the Oracle leaves us knowing too little about him. He was born in October, 1935 as Gabby Whitman and he lived in several different suites over the years at the Chateau Clintonville since the 1960s.

Help us to ransom BZ owner/CEO Decanus from his vicious Biaviian captors. Please donate to the (Canadian) Dollars for Decanus fund or buy a trendy new t-shirt from our new online store.

-Pimples Malone (BZ Webmaster)